wow.
look. the heat tried.
look. the heat tried.
people who can’t exercise without telling facebook that they exercised
public proclamations of exercise are like public proclamations of masturbation, but without any edge at all.
going to cough cool record release party at kungfunecktie on saturday. you should go. if you can figure out that i am me i will buy you a drink. btw, i look like my profile pic.
and foreal, if anybody wants to come, hang out, drink beers, please do and i’ll make sure to find a way to say hi or somethin.there’s no way that every person on facebook has the best dad ever, best mom ever, best spouse ever, best kids ever, and best pets ever. mathematically impossible.
clusterfuck. fubar snafu.
a lunch jawn in scranton for tomor. where???
i already knew you loved reading my email. so like, not really a secret. just chill.