look. the heat tried.
people who can’t exercise without telling facebook that they exercised
public proclamations of exercise are like public proclamations of masturbation, but without any edge at all.
there’s no way that every person on facebook has the best dad ever, best mom ever, best spouse ever, best kids ever, and best pets ever. mathematically impossible.
clusterfuck. fubar snafu.
a lunch jawn in scranton for tomor. where???
i already knew you loved reading my email. so like, not really a secret. just chill.